“I don’t drink beer” said my coworker as we reminisced about the escapades of the previous weekend.
“I don’t like the flavor” they acknowledged.
This is a claim I’ve heard every now and then, but the first thing that pops into my head is that the statement “I don’t like the flavor of beer” might as well be “I don’t like the flavor of food”. It shows an innocent naivety that a person has only ever had bread, and been unaware that pizza, brisket and butternut squash exist.
I’ll admit it: the first time I drank a good craft beer, I felt as though I’d been lied to all my life. Previously, I’d associated ‘beer’ with the stale smell of cheap macro lager cans littering university student housing. I had never imagined that the simple category of ‘beer’ could have such a wide-reaching diversity of flavor. To me, lumping a tart, fruity, red wine-like Flanders Red Ale, a crisp, yeasty Weissbier, and a deep, soulful Stout under the generic label of ‘beer’ is almost a crime. It puts up a blockade against everyone who has been betrayed by a bad bottle and bars them from venturing into a pint that might be more up their alley. There is a universe of flavor available that runs the flavor gamut of sweet, salty, sour, bitter and savory.
Then, you must consider mouthfeel! Do you prefer your beer to pass quickly past your lips, leaving a gentle hint of flavor? Or do you want your tongue to experience a gentle hug as a milkshake IPA dances around it? I’ll never forget when I sampled Last Best’s Nitro Latte Ale. The tiny nitro bubbles immediately summoned a sensation of Cappuccino foam! That was two years ago and I still remember how it tasted and felt. Mmm. Delicious memories.
When I hear someone say that they don’t like the flavor of beer, I try to discern what style would suit them. What was it exactly that they disliked? If they drink wine or other spirits, what flavours do they look for in those drinks? Finding similar flavours between other things they’ve enjoyed helps to identify what beers they might like. The founders of Analog Brewing and I brainstormed a few good transition drinks:
- White Bordeaux. Some white bordeaux wines have notes of grapefruit, chamomile, lemon lime. Try a New England IPA to enjoy the bright flavours from New World hops and hopping technique, in addition to having a dry finish and herbal essences. Good example beer: Blindman’s New England IPA
- Red Bordeaux. Apparent flavours may include black currant, plum, cedar, and graphite. Try a Brown Ale, English varietal. This style has darker characteristics, such as dark fruit flavours in the grain and the hops. British yeasts are earthy which pair well with cedar and graphite. Good example beer: Wychwood Hobgoblin.
- Jamaican or spiced rum on the rocks? Try an Old Ale to enjoy a strong beer with similar notes of molasses, caramel, toffee, and dried fruit. These beers are not bitter and have little hop aroma. Good example beer: Theakston Old Peculier
- Whiskey soda. Try a Saison, such as Saison Dupont. These both are refreshing, with high carbonation, a grainy flavor, and medium to low spiciness.
- Gin and tonic –> Trad Czech or German Pilsner. Clear, herbal notes. Good example beer: Gambrinus Premium.
- Porn star –> New World Sour or a Kettle Sour. Maybe try Justin Blabaer
- Old world Syrah with barnyardy/horse blanket notes –> Get a bret beer. Personally, I’m not a huge fan of this flavour in wine or beer, but Parallel 49’s Dumb Funk is a good one to sample if your intrigued.
- Shirley temple with extra grenadine? Use your fake ID to get a Fruli.
Do you remember your first beer? Or, the first beer that you truly enjoyed? Did you always love beer, or did you have to find the right style? Tell us your stories!